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My daughter signed up to be an election judge
she had to go to a 2 hour meeting (i thought they would be talking about election laws, electioneering, what to do or who to call if someone's name isn't on the roll, etc. but i was wrong)
instead it was a two hour meeting all about how to set up, turn on and run the single diebold machine each precinct is supposed to have.
unfreakingreal
here's the kicker about the "paper trail" bullshit we're supposed to have: (this is pretty close to how our conversation went after her "meeting")
her: it has a paper trail me: really? so if i vote on the machine i get a paper receipt and hand it to one of the judges so you can lock it away? her: no. the receipt is printed in the machine. me: it stays in the machine? her: yes me: i never get to see it or touch it? her: no. me: how do i know it even bothers to print a receipt? her: we did a test printing and you can hear that grinding print/paper sound. me: how do i know it's printing what i voted? her: you don't me: so basically these machines could be programed to print a bullshit receipt for every twenty votes or whatever? her: probably
how comforting is that? here's the double kicker: me: did they tell you or show you how to change the roll if it runs out of paper? her: no me: what? why not? her: they said it's just a primary and the paper roll probably won't run out. me: but what if it does? what if it runs out and fifty more people vote? there won't be a receipt? her: i guess not.
now, my daughter is a student judge--but at this training meeting there were only one or two other people who looked like they might be students--everyone else there was at least thirty years old. and no one was told how to change the paper (do you have to turn off the machine to change it? do you have to save or reset anything in order to open it up and change the paper? no one was told how to do that.)
i talked to a man who was there--who has been working with the county and the early voting. he thinks that come november we won't have any paper ballots in the county--that we'll only be voting on the machines.
so i guess my republican county is about to get a whole lot more republican. ARGGGHHHHHH!
also, my daughter got a paper in the mail that "encourages" them to attend one more meeting before our primary, so maybe they'll talk about various voting rules/laws then--but attendance at that meeting is not required.
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