Reply #82: Dear George

[jokerman93]

In the interest of thoroughness and as a patriotic American, I'm sending you this information to be added to my dossier:

Yesterday morning I had sesame seed mash, coffee and a chocolate donut for breakfast.

Had some trouble with the car headlights when I went out to warm up the engine this morning. Apparently the electrical harness needs some repair. I just jiggled it a little and they came on. :P

At work I made coffee because I was the first one in. Just so you know, I prefer Maxwell House to the industrial brand the corporation usually orders. I hope that's ok. I know it's stepping out a little.

Oh, my wife just loved that new cool-pix digital camera, blond wig and Sailor Moon outfit I got her for Kwanzaa. (You should really get an outfit like that for Condi. I think she'd look darling in it! And imagine what fun the two of you could have down in the jungle room with a bag of pretzels and a liter jug of warm vodka!)

By the way just so you know, the light saber on my plastic Obi Wan Kenobi figure has been looking a little depressed lately. That explains why I had to replace it with a 38mm section of a copper rod I cut and machined down to perfect proportions. I promise I won't terrorize anyone with it. Obi is as good as new now, and looks dashing on top of my monitor.

And I DID return those overdue video tapes by the way.

We had ginger chicken marinated in beer last night. It's great with Jasmine rice. Left overs for lunch today.

Oh, my hemorrhoids are acting up again so I took some ointment to work with me today and applied some to my ass in the executive bathroom.

Just thinking of you.

I know prezidentin' is hard work so, you know, anything I can do to help the cause.

Hope the war is going well for you guys. It looks great on TV!

Yours in Jeebuzz,
citizen J
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