Reply #5: He is busily making a peanut butter sandwich for the victims

[LiberalEsto]

Of course Laura and Kkkarl are hovering over him to make sure * doesn't do anything dumb like cut himself with the plastic knife, or smear peanut butter on his shirt, especially in front of the tv cameras.

When * finishes making his compassionate offering for the region's hurricane evacuees, aides will stick the sandwich in a Baggie and deliver it to a temporary shelter somewhere.

Then the camera's will shut off, * will be whisked away to a back room, and pour himself a straight Jim Beam to recover from the strain.