Clinton/Clark - 2008

[reprehensor]

June 16, 2005

Whereas: reprehensor, through dubious research, culled from specious claims on the ‘internets’ hereby declares that Sen. Hillary Clinton will be the next President of the United States, and her Vice President shall be General Wesley Clark (Ret.).

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This will be achieved through an alliance between Rupert Murdoch and Hillary Clinton.

The first indication of this strategy is the recent ‘signing’ of Wesley Clark to FOX News as an analyst. Clark will be portrayed as a ‘sensical’ Democrat that even a Conservative stalwart like William Kristol could love. {gush}

Kristol and the Weekly Standard will not wholly embrace Clinton, but they will do the bidding of the Military Industrial Congressional Think-tank Complex, and beatify Clark as a fitting advisor to Clinton, who will be sufficiently hawk-like to appease the rapacious appetites of the Carlyle Group and their ilk.

The Neocons will shift their stance to an internationalist agenda, and abandon unilateral action. For now.

The Far Right will be banished from power, temporarily(?), where they will continue to cultivate the Conservative Christian agenda.

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The Odd Couple ’08

Gen. Wesley Clark Joins FNC as Foreign Affairs Analyst