Bush/GOP: Declare Earth is Flat.

[indianablue]

In hastily arranged press conference feeling pressure from his base has declared the Earth is flat. He also added that the Earth does not revolve around the Sun but indeed the Sun revolves around the Earth.

Until new science books can be printed to state these facts current ones will have disclaimer about the Earth being round or the Earth revolving around the sun.

Several Teachers groups and scientist publicly objected after the press conference but the White House cited Bush's overwhelming mandate as the main reason for such a change.

Jerry Falwell hailed the moved.

Pat Robertson said: 'I feel like I just came out of the Dark Ages. A new era of science has begun."


Disclaimer: To all you right wing nut jobs spying. This is Parody. I just want to rub your stinky face into the absurdity of Bush loving!