Hilarious poll story - please read!

[Clinton Crusader]

http://runscared.blogspot.com/


Seventeen new polls were released today, all by well respected,
non-partisan international polling agencies. The news is good no
matter who you are.

Slogby & Rhymes shows that the initial Bush Bounce expanded,
contracted and then almost exploded, and that Bush is now up by 27%
over Kerry among likely, registered voters named Fred who live in the
three southernmost wards of Columbus, Ohio.

But don't you liberals get depressed yet! Analysis by Archer, Skrewem,
S'more & Doncha clearly shows that Kerry has taken a commanding 38%
lead over Bush among people who own rabbits in states who's names
start with a letter lower than "L."

Another poll conducted among all registered voters at Phil Parlock's
house in West Virginia reveals that absolutely nobody is going to vote
for Kerry. That's right. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

And lastly, a poll of all bloggers who run websites with the phrase
"runscared" in their titles indicates that Bush will not only lose the
election, but will be eviscerated and his entrails fed to a new
species of carnivorous donkeys wearing convention hats. The donkeys
will then steal Bush Cheney 04 signs from a number of kindergarten
children and eat them as well.
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