HELP! I need Biden talking points!!! HELP!!!!

[Clio the Leo]

Ok, so my father ........ faithful socialist radical, former member of SNCC, not voting for McCain no way, no how ........ HATES Joe Biden. Just said, "Biden is gonna lose us this election!" I waved my hand in the air "pshaw...." "He said ......." and "said something about how Roosevelt calmed a nation when the Depression hit when he wasn't even president." etc.

I asked him if he knew that Biden wrote the Violence Against Women Act? And that meant more to me than some random comment about Roosevelt. "That doesn't matter!" was his response, "I dont care what ya do..." "so it's not what you do, it's what you say?" I asked. "yeah!" (his point being that people vote based on sound bites and I think there's some truth to that.)

"He's an idiot!" he said, "he's not a bigger idiot than she is!" I said "At least he knows where France is!" "He may know about France, but he doesn't know anything about this country."

"Oh, he's got more knowledge about this country in his little finger than you or I put together!" "He doesn't know more than I do!" my father said and went to bed.

So HELP!!!!!! What do I say!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEK!!!!

warning, my father IS AN ATTORNEY!!!! Won the Missouri state debate championship in 1843 or something. Am I screwed? lol