Reply #109: Hmm. Good point.

[Shaktimaan]

You're right about that. Anyone zealous enough to want to stay in Hebron even after it becomes part of Palestine would be a perfect specimen of the worst of the worst of the most wretched settlers. And since everyone knows exactly who they are in Hebron they would never get granted residency or citizenship of Palestine. (Well, they shouldn't at least.)

Here's the problem though. If they're all forced to leave Hebron and most of the other settlements also, then they are going to have to move, en masse, back to either Israel or New York. Which means that I might have to deal with them. Which is clearly unacceptable. Luckily I have a third solution that should make everyone happy.

We gather all the kipot shrugot up and put them on a cargo plane. Then we ship every last one of them over to Australia where we release them back into the wild. Eventually, they will either learn to happily live in the outback in wild herds or they will slowly drift into some of the Australian cities. Either way, the Palestinians are happy, I am happy, problem solved!

Henry Kissenger, eat your heart out.