Reply #58: You're the one who's statements are funny, Benchley

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Corporations have no hands.

Explain how a corporation can keep or bear arms.

BTW - Switching from the Second Amendment to the First is another Red Herring. The First Amendment's free speech protection is much broader than just speech by people. It was specifically designed to protect freedom of the press.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.