Reply #59: Can't make this crap up....my kids INSISTED on the truth, the whole truth and nothing but!

[PassingFair]

That time was NOT as bad as the time in the pharmacy,
when she was THREE, and ran her hand up under my shorts
while I was waiting in line for antibiotics for one of
her ear infections.

She blurted out to the seniors waiting for their
medicine that I "Wasn't wearing any UNDERWEAR!!"

"Of course I am", I said.

Her hand shoots all around my buttockular area...

"Nope, nothing there!", she announced proudly.

:blush:

There are many more...

Very funny at times, at times incredibly hard and sad.

Like when she wanted to know the particulars of cremation
when my father died.

:cry:

She's in college now, into her second year as a psych major...