Reply #20: You are all wrong.

[ElboRuum]

1. Remove brick from package. Be sure not to tear the package too badly.
2. Eat all of the 'crumbs' left in the package from poor handling in transport. Preferably, do this by upending the package as though you were trying to scarf the crumbs from a bag of chips.
3. Over a small bowl, break the brick into several chunks, preferably between 1-2 inches on a side.
4. Open the seasoning packet at one end to preserve the pouch, don't just rip it all to hell.
5. Take seasoning and sprinkle a bit on a chunk of noodles. Eat.
6. Repeat 5 as necessary.

As you can see, no actual water is involved. You may consider it a minimal solution if you can retain enough of the initial packaging intact such that you do not require a bowl as explained in step 3.