Most evil song ever

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: Most evil song ever

Somehow a lot of these seem to be movie themes; can't say why that would be.

For "evil," read "really, really bad"; also these are some of the worst songs to have stuck in your head. I can verify this since I've had all of them using up valuable brain real estate at various points today. Apparently, my brain hates me.

I'm starting with six of these little loves. If you don't find them sufficiently despicable, reply with something worse and I'll add it if I remember to check back within an hour. I'll provide an Other option then, too. (Edit: Obviously (I hope), I made it back and made those changes.)

Dishonorable mention to the Twain atrocity as the worst country song, worst pseudo-wave song, and worst video EVER.

You know, I think folks may mention Rupert Holmes, Starland Vocal Band, or Richard Harris?