Reply #24: Want to hear a funny story?

[Midlodemocrat]

A neighbor of mine a few years back got caught by her husband having *ahem* fun with not one, but two guys. On Valentine's Day. My brother still laughs about the poor schlub coming up the driveway with flowers and BAM!!!

Of course, it ended the marriage, but another friend said, (and this is what makes me LOL) "WTF was she thinking? It is fucking Valentine's Day. He's bringing flowers. She knows she's going to have to put out that night ANYWAY. WHY in God's name would she be doing it so willingly during the day?


:rofl: Shows you what most of us suburban moms think here in this particular burb. The bloom is off the rose.