Reply #27: Clearly, your cats are actually little fuzzy cyborgs that have been programmed to obey

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their human master without question. :P My two cats (well, actually my parents' cats, since I'm at college most of the time) PRETEND to be all sweet and affectionate by coming into my room at 5:00 in the morning, purring loudly, and rubbing up against me, but if I don't attend to their needs within what they deem to be a reasonable amount of time, the male starts pulverizing my chest with his paws (eleven pounds of cat concentrated on one square inch of paw on sensitive body parts = ouch) and the female starts knocking stuff off my dresser. :eyes: Silly critters. :D