Reply #12: Garfield doesn't use a litter box to pee...

[Westegg]

...Which you might not know he doesn't. However: No, he certainly doesn't! A lot of people make this mistake about a litter box. They assume that, because he is a cat, blah, blah, blah...But consider: Garfield talks, and thinks and acts just like we humans do. Only cuter! Much cuter, and more sly. And scampier. So he is, basically, a super-human being. That can be the only explanation for what he gets aways with! (Also: He is very sly.) The fact is, Garfield does not need to eliminate his waste the way most of us do. I can't prove this, okay? But am reasonably sure it's the case. One piece of evidence: You never see Garfield in the comic strip coming out of a litter box, or entering one, or even looking at one. You might say: What about John? How does he eliminate his waste? You would be wrong. Of course John does so, but only off screen. Who would want to see that? Ewwww!!!!

Bring back Garfield! I'm down to 297 Garfield plush-toys and dolls now, and it's not even dark out yet! WHAT IS HAPPENING?????