Reply #6: My suggestion

[johnnie]

Get a case of Redi-whip, a clown costume, a box of Fruit loops, two jars of horseradish, a power drill, a Ouija board, 16 pop rivets, a Partridge Family album, 6 balloons filled with Pepsi, subscription cards to various magazines, a chainsaw, dental floss, 19 popsicle sticks (from grape flavored popsicles), a jar of chunky peanut butter, rubber gloves, a "Dream Date" board game and 23 empty ketchup bottles. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what to do after that.... ;-)