Reply #15: I'll tell ya a goody...

[Texasgal]

I had a friend who was a Texas State Trooper. He worked up in the panhandle,he came to Austin to work on Bush's detail back when he was gubnah'... :eyes: I know... anyway..

He would tell me these stories of pulling ladies over and getting flashed, Ta ta's, crotches...etc.. to try and get out of tickets.

Anyway, he was patrolling out in them thar' hills one night and pulled over a sports car for speeding,. he goes up and immediately the driver... presumable female flashes her boobs. He laughs and asks for license and registration and she gets out of the car and pulls her penis out and starts doing a lil' jig on the side of the road. All while the mounted CAMERA is recording all of this. She is even singing a song! I don't remember quite what the song was, but I remember CRACKING up at the story!

He said the guys at the sub station all had a good laugh out of it! :rofl: