Reply #32: Even Better for me

[jrandom421]

I saw my ex-girlfriend a few days ago. She looked like hell, mainly because she just got out of jail on her 2nd burglary and drug possesion charge. She's in a halfway house and not doing too well. She's lost her killer looks, her fab clothes, her bling, her car, her killer do nothing job that paid more than 3 times what I ever earned, and her 3 kids by 3 different fathers.

On the other hand, I've lost 45 lbs, am in great health, am married to a beautiful, intelligent, loving woman, have killer job with killer benefits, paid-off house, and all the techie toys and comfort I can realistically want.

What did I say to her? "Here's the $20.00 I owe you."
What did she say to me? "Thanks, I really need it to get some blow."

Living well is ALWAYS the best revenge!