Reply #41: Low waist jeans do draw the eye to the roundest part of the ass.

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Same goes for butt-pockets with buttons and flaps. It's not for everyone, but flat assed women need them.
However, I can use all the trompe l'oeil I can get. Once, a car full of teenagers drove by me as I was walking down the street, and one of them shouted "(expletive) your ass is flat!" :evilfrown:
Upon edit: I never wore those pants again.