Reply #29: I hate people.

[Javaman]

Here is my solution to the problem of stupid people.

When I'm elected ruler of the universe, I will put a law into effect that will stamp the word stupid onto to various people's heads that prove to the general population that they are indeed stupid.

So this way when you are walking down the street and you need to ask directions or any other information, you will see the stamp on the forehead and generally respond with something along the lines of, "oh, excuse me do you have direc...Oh I'm sorry, you're stupid".

Now you would think, how would this be maintained? Well, the carrot is this: you tell the stupid people that if you are good, don't do anything stupid to anyone, anything, to yourself or just in general, then the tattoo would be removed. But the reality is this: By just trying to stop doing stupid things or being stupid, they will still invariably do stupid things. Human nature.

Just think how streamlined life would become. Ahhh I can dream.