Tailgating does not make me go faster

[LostinVA]

It actually makes me go SLOWER, because it pisses me off that you think that by barreling up on my ass you can bully me into doing what you want. Do you like it when I drop from 55 to 40? You don't, huh? Then you should have minded your manners and the safety laws, jerko. I'm not getting a ticket nor putting my life in jeopardy because you want to get somewhere 1.3 minutes sooner.

So, screw you... and double that for when you tailgate under the following conditions: 1.) I'm already going over the speed limit, and 2.) we're on an interstate and YOU CAN EASILY PASS ME.