Generally speaking, the dream of every tuna is to become a sandwich

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Poll question: Generally speaking, the dream of every tuna is to become a sandwich

I am basing this statement on years of research I have conducted while watching television. In general, all of nature seems to exist to serve humankind's desire to consume; nowhere is that more true than in the case of one Charley, whose greatest aspiration is to someday be judged worthy of being packed in a can prior to being eaten in a salad or between slices of bread, perhaps lightly toasted.