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Fenris

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Thu Jan-26-06 06:23 PM
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10. President Bush is sitting in his office reading daily briefings

When all the sudden the Vice President bursts through the door and informs him his wife has been kidnapped in Beijing and that Air Force One is waiting to take him to China.

The President, in a huff, picks up his phone and dials the White House Travel Office, where he hears the familiar voice of his travel secretary.

"Maria, quickly - how long does it take to fly from DC to Beijing?"

The secretary shoots back, "Just a second, Mr. President."

"Wow!" the President exclaims. "That's fast!"

:hi:

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