Reply #9: I have only ever dated

[Ellen Forradalom]

and married human beings. They are nice sometimes, and not others.

The label 'nice guy' as above is shorthand for 'bitter, self-pitying troll.' He thinks that women operate collectively according to set of rules that elude him. He is unwilling to approach each woman as a person, with all the risks that entails: that he won't be able to control the situation, that he might not get laid, that he might fall in love.