Reply #2: ooooh! oooh! wait! I have one!

[strangemedicine]

God rest ye Unitarians,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember there's no evidence
There was a Christmas day.
When Christ was born is just not known
No matter what they say.
Oh tidings of reason and fact,
Reason and fact.
Oh tidings of reason and fact.

There was no star of Bethlehem
There was no angel's song.
There couldn't have been wisemen
for the trip would take too long.
The stories in the Bible
are historically wrong.

Oh tidings of reason and fact,
Reason and fact.
Oh tidings of reason and fact.

Our current Christmas customs come from Persia and from Greece.
From Solstice celebrations of the ancient Middle East.
This whole damned Christmas spiel is just another Pagan Feast!
Oh great tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact.
Oh tidings of reason and fact.