What's the creepiest, most leacherous, most stalker-like love song to you?

[eeyore]

To me it's Handyman by James Taylor. Dunno, just makes me think of some creepy dude who looks like Schneider from One Day At A Time trying to pick up the ladies at the local dive bar.

What song creeps you out?




Hey girls, gather round
Listen to what I'm putting down
Hey baby, I'm your handyman

I'm not the kind to use a pencil or rule
I'm handy with love and I'm no fool
I fix broken hearts, I know but I truly can

If your broken heart should need repair
Then I am the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

Here is the main thing that I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know but I truly can

Come, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come, come, come
They'll come runnin' to me

Here is the main thing that I want to say
I’m busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, baby I’m your handyman

Come, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah

That’s me
(Come, come, come) I’m your handyman
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) That’s me
(Come, come, come) I’m your handyman
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)