Reply #55: Here's a FUNNY one:

[elehhhhna]

My Mom can get very petty and when my Grandfather (my Dad's Dad -- and my Dad had been dead himself for 15 years)died he evidently left everything to his daughter (who'd been caring foro him in her home). Everything means some old stuff, a couple thousand bucks maybe, etc. My Mom got bunchy with my Aunt over a card table. No kidding. She called me to complain and I finally got very frustrated and said "Mom, you're arguing about a bunch of old crap!What would Jesus do?" hoping she'd get off it and for once take the high road. I thought I was making headway antil my Husband interrupted with "Well, that's easy, honey! Jesus would take the old crap and turn it into really, really nice stuff!" And completely ruined the moment.