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Mon Aug-01-05 03:09 PM
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| 24. Times have changed, our kids are getting worse... |
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They wont obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes,
And flappin heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault,
It's Canadas fault!
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Well, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
There not even a real country anyway!!!
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubbabaloo,
And that bitch Anne Murray too!
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!!
The smut we must stop,
The trash we must smash,
Laughter and fun
must all be undone,
We must blame them and cause a fuss,
Before someone thinks of blaming us!!!!!!!!
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| -I'm too Canadian to be abusive. Post here and I'll apologize to you. |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 02:53 PM |
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it's about time you realized this |
progmom |
Aug-01-05 02:53 PM |
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I'm sorry for not being mean enough |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 02:55 PM |
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the only thing worse than hockey |
northzax |
Aug-01-05 02:54 PM |
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You're right, you're right |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 02:58 PM |
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So sorry, I couldn't possibly waste your time. . . . |
emulatorloo |
Aug-01-05 02:54 PM |
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I'm wasting your time by posting this |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 02:59 PM |
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Ok then, sorry, , , , |
emulatorloo |
Aug-01-05 03:04 PM |
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I have a Canadian Nickle! |
merh |
Aug-01-05 02:55 PM |
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So you have a rodent in your pants |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:00 PM |
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Ah, no, I have a Canadian nickle in my coin purse, |
merh |
Aug-01-05 03:04 PM |
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I'm sorry I made assumptions |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:16 PM |
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No problem! |
merh |
Aug-01-05 03:21 PM |
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Whatever happened to Anne Murray? |
motely36 |
Aug-01-05 02:56 PM |
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Her career faded and she was overtaken by other divas |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:01 PM |
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The Canadians have a long history of abusing Quebecers! |
JVS |
Aug-01-05 02:57 PM |
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My family wasn't even here then |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:04 PM |
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The abuse continues to this day |
JVS |
Aug-01-05 03:05 PM |
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Aug-01-05 03:24 PM |
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Aug-01-05 03:26 PM |
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Canada .... That's that place up by Niagra Falls |
lpbk2713 |
Aug-01-05 03:01 PM |
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Our falls are better. We should have given you the whole thing |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:05 PM |
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Yes, but the Canadian side is prettier |
LeftPeopleFinishFirst |
Aug-01-05 06:19 PM |
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why won't Shania Twain return my calls? |
matcom |
Aug-01-05 03:02 PM |
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She fell in love with a guy named, "Mutt" |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:08 PM |
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Could you apologize to Misunderestimator for me? |
gmoney |
Aug-01-05 03:04 PM |
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You have to handle that one yourself |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:09 PM |
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Was it really that bad? |
gmoney |
Aug-01-05 03:24 PM |
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I stepped on your foot! |
u4ic |
Aug-01-05 03:05 PM |
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It was in your way |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:10 PM |
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Since I'm also Canadian |
u4ic |
Aug-01-05 03:11 PM |
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I'm Canadian too, so no need to apologize to me |
primate1 |
Aug-01-05 03:08 PM |
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I'm sorry I can't apologize |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:11 PM |
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Canada seems to be running out of Molybdenum ore. |
NNadir |
Aug-01-05 03:08 PM |
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We're not working hard enough |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:12 PM |
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Times have changed, our kids are getting worse... |
SmileyBoy |
Aug-01-05 03:09 PM |
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It's all our fault |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:14 PM |
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I'm half Canadian, so does that mean |
Love Bug |
Aug-01-05 03:27 PM |
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It does |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:29 PM |
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do you know why some Canadian 18 wheel truckers are so aggressive on our |
Joan_Alpern |
Aug-01-05 03:40 PM |
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They're afraid when they're in America and trying to get home |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 03:56 PM |
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that explains it very well then |
Joan_Alpern |
Aug-01-05 04:06 PM |
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I got lost coming home from Quebec City last week! |
LeftPeopleFinishFirst |
Aug-01-05 06:18 PM |
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I'm sorry |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 06:24 PM |
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We didn't steal his poutine! |
LeftPeopleFinishFirst |
Aug-01-05 06:29 PM |
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I'm sorry |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 06:37 PM |
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you could apologize |
hfojvt |
Aug-01-05 06:43 PM |
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It's part of our culture to share |
yvr girl |
Aug-01-05 06:50 PM |
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