Reply #10: Linsday Lohan: Fully Reloaded?

[Bark Bark Bark]

Is there any way to describe this that doesn't sound like an innuendo?

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/story/0,1259,---25928,00.html.

LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com)- "Herbie: Fully Loaded" director Angela Robinson flatly denies rumors that in order to secure a "G" rating for the Disney summer offering star Lindsay Lohan's breasts had to be digitally covered and reduced.

"That, I think, was largely propagated on the Internet," Robinson says. "It wasn't really a concern."

"Herbie: Fully Loaded" appears to have safely scored its G-rating from the MPAA despite a number of scenes implying that a 42-year-old Volkswagen Bug might be inclined to sex up a younger Bug (complete with engorged radio antennae to imply automotive erections) and moments of euphemistic dialogue that would make small children blush if they could possibly understand. However, compared to her clothes in the hit comedy "Mean Girls," the 18-year-old Lohan's attire is positively conservative, as the actress spends much of the film in a racing suit that reveals less skin than your typical Amish casual wear.

Asked directly if computer wizardry had been used to obscure cleavage or eliminate unwanted prurient implications, Robinson responds tersely. "No."

Ha ha, "flatly denies."

False alarm? Or Disney realizing they've made a fire-spewing volcano out of an anthill, and backtracking like crazy? You decide.

...Wait. ENGORGED? RADIO ANTENNAE?

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

Drawing attention to the director--and, in the full article, a description of her previous work, which most people had forgotten about--isn't going to help, Disney...

(My subject is based on an idea for the title of the Director's Cut suggested by NewJeffCT. Thanks!)