Reply #125: First Kiss? Ah Memories.....

[khashka]

I was living in Norway and dropped out of a Southern Baptist Youth group. Because I was a fag and knew it and was tired of being insulted. But one of the girls pursued me.....

She looked like a red headed Liv Ullman. We met at a party and she said she felt a little sick and wanted to lie down, would I keep her company? All my friends snickered.

But she and I went off to a room filled with newborn kittens where she ravished me. That girl snogged the living fuck out of me. Somehow while kissing me she managed to get our jeans off and I lost my virginity with little blind kittens sitting on my back riding the wild Southern Baptist monkey love roller coaster.

It was a VERY good kiss.

Khash.