One two three four, I delare a flame war.

[CanuckAmok]

HEyHEY: you suck, and your mom works for the Department of Fisheries and Oceans as a harp seal impersonator.

Dookus: no, you shut up!

Progmom: kids are optional.

jimmyjazz: the Damned had a record deal before the Clash, and you drive a minivan.

arwalden: "Are You Being Served?" is mediocre.

DS1: no, you kiss my butt!

Robb: you are a dingbatt.

yvr girl: speaking of the Cook Islands, shouldn't you be whipping up a nice, hearty meal for some men?

chavezspeaksthetruth: I know you're talking about Caesar Chavez. Admit it.

Commie Pinko Dirtbag: Brazil has the most awkward Spanish slang I've ever heard. How the heck can ayone in Chile or Argentina understand a word you're saying?! Good thing you guys have all those transsexual porn stars, or you'd have no tourism at all!

NSMA: your name is too long.

Kleeb: your name is too short.

Lozoccoliolo: what the hell is that, some sort of pasta?

Tuvor: get off my island.



on edit: no, you shut up.