What if Paris Ran the World?

[AZCat]

I was just reading about tool use in France. Those cheese-eating surrender monkeys apparently can use helical metal spikes to remove these cork plugs in glass bottles. I happen to know the Germans use tools; they can even make nice cars if you're not careful.

On the other hand, Parisians seem to like drinking funny beverages. That Chirac fella has been seen swilling wine like a wimpy Old-European sot. (he likes rolling it in his mouth with his finger-like tongue.)

So that got me thinking...What would technology developed by Paris look like?

Hmmmm?

AZCat