Penis-Shaped, Talking Masturbation Teaching Toy Marketed to Pre-Teen Girls

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Penis-Shaped, Talking Masturbation Teaching Toy
Marketed to Pre-Teen Girls!

ACTION ALERT: Christians Declare Holy War on AQUAPETS!

The manufacturing label on Fisher Price's new, Aquapet toy reads, "...they even have a few secrets, can you discover them?" For 7-year old church member, Martha Chumsky, that discovery was made late last Tuesday evening, when she walked into her parents' bedroom looking for her toy, only to find her mother standing naked as jaybird in front of the bureau mirror, wiping off her daughter's Aquapet with a dirty wet rag.



As is required under the Landover Baptist Patriot act, Martha did her duty as an American Christian citizen and reported her mommy's suspicious behavior to church authorities. Since her report was filed, there have been over two-dozen isolated, but similar incidents regarding lewd activities of a sexual nature where Aquapets were involved in whole, or in part.

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