Solve This ZombyWoof Brain-Teaser!

[Zomby Woof]

A man walks out of the 14th Street subway tunnel, and hails a cab to uptown, where his favorite hot dog stand is located.

The subway moved north 15 miles at a speed of 70mph, and the hot dog stand moved southeast at a pace of 2mph, into a wind blowing 7 mph.

The hot dog vendor, moving at a speed of 3mph west, arrived at work at 11AM, in time for the lunch hour rush. He had all of his condiments, including jalapeños, which move at a speed of .15 mph down your esophagus.

The man on the subway was carrying the morning edition of his local paper, and reading the box scores. Today, he did not stop for a shoeshine, because he had to get that cab before one of those pushy tourists beat him to it.

The man walked past a faded billboard for a long-departed musical, and stepped into a pile of dog poo by mistake.

The hot dog vendor had actually remembered to pick up milk on the way home the night before, and the man on the subway had remembered where he left his wife's keys, so that the pushy tourist was forced to walk 2 more blocks northeast at a speed of 5mph before getting a cab driven by a person with poor dental hygiene.

Keeping in mind that:

1. The home team won the game, with the pitcher giving up only 4 hits in 8 1/3 innings with 7 K's, and...

2. The hot dog vendor failed his health inspection in 1998, and...

3. The subway man's wife works for the largest bank in town, and...

4. The pushy tourist did not tip their cab driver...

The question is...

What time did the dog take its poo? :shrug: