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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 09:10 AM
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10. Alright, a Clinton joke. We can take it.
I heard it on the radio yesterday (Bob & Tom).

Bill's having a conference with a bunch of VIPs. Hilary's gone to the doctor for a medical check-up. The phone rings. It's Hilary, as mad as a wet hen.
"You stupid asshole! You son-of-a-bitch! I've just got back from the doctor and he tells me I'm pregnant. Pregnant, you hear me! You did this! You arrogant bastard! What am I going to do?"
Bill turns around, cups his voice over the phone and whispers, "Who is this?"
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  -I need jokes, I am depressed and angry Demman  Aug-22-03 08:33 AM   #0 
  - Hey Demman, I hate to hear your life sucks today  Boudicea   Aug-22-03 08:36 AM   #1 
  - That's it - I'm sending Skittles to kick your ass.  GOPisEvil   Aug-22-03 08:37 AM   #2 
  - Please  Demman   Aug-22-03 08:46 AM   #7 
  - 2 jokes for you: Bush is president and Ahnold is running for governor  democrat in Tallahassee   Aug-22-03 08:38 AM   #3 
  - Take it easy there big fella....  TioDiego   Aug-22-03 08:42 AM   #4 
  - You've probably heard this one  larryepke   Aug-22-03 08:43 AM   #5 
  - LOL  Demman   Aug-22-03 08:46 AM   #6 
  - Try the website below - click on one of the hands...  kmla   Aug-22-03 08:53 AM   #8 
  - Demman I laughed at this...hope you feel better friend!  Crewleader   Aug-22-03 08:59 AM   #9 
  - Alright, a Clinton joke. We can take it.  rock   Aug-22-03 09:10 AM   #10 
  - Jokes  TlalocW   Aug-22-03 09:13 AM   #11 
  - Two nuns were walking through an alley  freddie57   Aug-22-03 10:51 AM   #18 
  - A Smirk joke  AlGore2004dotORG   Aug-22-03 09:21 AM   #12 
  - Jesus walks into a bar  freddie57   Aug-22-03 09:26 AM   #13 
  - Another Smirk joke  mac56   Aug-22-03 09:49 AM   #14 
  - Two peanuts walk into a rowdy bar...  Terwilliger   Aug-22-03 10:01 AM   #15 
  - How about Irish cyber-humor?  Bridget Burke   Aug-22-03 10:15 AM   #16 
  - OK, here's one....  NightTrain   Aug-22-03 10:46 AM   #17 

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