Top 10 Pickup Lines For Pirates (Thanks Rabrrrrr...)

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Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show is "dark" the week of Sept. 19.)


10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?


9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?


8. Come on up and see me urchins.


7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.


6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.


5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?


4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?


3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.


2. Well blow me down?


And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …


1. Prepare to be boarded.