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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 01:43 PM
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18. Well....you line them up against the jail cell
make them take their pants down, then you slap their asses with the flat of your hand like this.....hahaha....then you make them lay down on top of each other naked.....walk around and slap them some more....I highly recommend it to anyone...
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  - Well....you line them up against the jail cell  pdx_prog   May-12-04 01:43 PM   #18 
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