For Jesus's second coming, will he come as an adult or as a child?

[The Backlash Cometh]

I had to put this in the Lounge because it's too crazy to post anywhere else. Something just popped into my head and I just had to put it out for others to attack, prod or bolster. It has to do with the Christian Right's overzealous anti-abortion platform.

I just kept mulling it over and over in my head how their policies are contradictory. They're anti-welfare, anti-social programs, anti-public schools, anti-anything that provides benefits or services to the poor. Yet, there they are pro-life, or more to the point, pro-lower-quality of life. And then it came to me...

Is it possible that the Christian Right are trying to keep every fetus alive on the off-chance that it might be Jesus? I hadn't thought about this before, because I thought He would re-appear in an adult form.

Okay, tell me I'm crazy.