New Bob Boudelang Up!!

[MrBenchley]

"Jeepers! Things could hardly be going better for Our Great President if he tried, could they? I don't think so and neither do you, if you know what's good for you.
For one thing, the war against the anti-Iraqi Iraqis in Iraq could hardly be going better, if you don't count the cover-up about Americans dying over there, and the cover-up about the money for Afghanistan getting diverted to Iraq, and the cover-up about how much money is actually going to be needed in Iraq, and the cover-up about the money getting stolen in Iraq.
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Well, the results were disappointing to say the lease. I suspect most of the people there were socialist Democraps and raving moderates, because instead of sitting there imperturbably continuing their narratives about why George W. should of invaded Iraq instead of having child safety seats, and quietly stepping on the flames with their large soft shoes, people began waving their arms and screaming when I threw the highway flare into the bread basket. "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/04/102.html