Reply #11: What you need to do is

[The empressof all]

Vacuum--even under the sofa---really really well

Go to the store---use coupons

Call the kids especially the one with the girlfriend at least every half hour


Spend time obsessing for your vacating wife. Let her know you are up to that task.


For extra measure Please clean the gutters but make sure you have a kid over with you to call 911 in the event you fall. (sometime obsessive thinking is a good thing)

Miss your wife and call her alot!