Reply #19: Where I'm staying now... I live with dogs for the first time

[Ohio Joe]

1) What are your dogs' names?

Sheba, Chuck and Cody

2) How old are your dogs now?

I don't know

3) What breed/breeds are your dogs?

Annoying black dog, annoying tan dog and annoying little black dog.

4) Were/are your dogs difficult for you in ways?

Yes... in pretty much every way.

5) How affectionate is your dog?

Well... they like to slobber on me... and walk under my feet all the time... I'm told it is because they like me... I would prefer they did not.

6) Is your dog a good watch dog?

No. They bark at everything. Mailman... insane barking. Someone comes to the door... insane barking. Dirt in the road... insane barking. They never shut the fuck up.

7) Is your dog a guard dog?

No.

8) How friendly with strangers, on the scale of 1 to 10, are your dogs with people?

They slobber on everyone... I have no idea what you would call that.

9) How friendly with dogs, on the scale of 1 to 10, are your dogs with other dogs?

They bark at them... I have no idea what you would call that either.

10) What are your dogs' favorite non-eating activities?

Drooling. They drool all the time, everywhere, on everything. Dogs are the the most disgusting animals I've ever had to live with. I cannot wait to move back to MA and get away from these things.