Why can't someone invent a lipstick re-tipper?

[LaraMN]

I hate when the point on lipstick wears down and it's just flat. I've started using a lip brush, but it's inconvenient to take in my purse.

I also wish "they" would invent a helmet or something that cauterizes split ends, for those times when you don't have a chance to go get a hair cut.

In conclusion, I want Funyuns with breath-freshening properties, tiny bananas that are about three inches in length, and invisible, moisturizing gloves.