Hey, I know what'll cheer me up

[RainDog]

I ventured into g-p where I was told I was a hater, then read someone asking if Mrs. Grumpy doesn't have "issues" she cannot explore because she doesn't support Hillary, then told that my opposition to Hillary was the equivalent of saying a wife is guilty if her husband murders someone, then see, on so many threads, that non-smokers have to deal with smokers who are soooo annoying and cost them sooo much and, not only that, smokers stink, and how can you tell them nicely? and of course, smoking is the cause of global warming, and the unslightly hair in men's ears, and smokers make everyone's life miserable and should be ghettoized and if they are sick of the goddamn sanctimony, they're also histrionic after thread after thread of nonsmokers telling smokers that they are the scum of the earth and their health costs are more annoying than some fat fuck who will live on with diabetes or a heart attack, but thank goodness we now have medical ways to prolong their lives because they're not smokers and when Obama noted Reagan's impact, whatever that reality might have been, this means Obama thinks Reagan is the holy grail to aspire to be and of course Obama will support the contras and get down on a big ole october surprise and bake a cake in the shape of a bible in order to trade illegal arms with Iran while decrying them for holding hostages, and of course, smokers are responsible for that, too. And I cannot be a feminist if I don't support Hillary or if I smoke because there is one true way to go through this life which varies depending on what your pet peeves or issues may be, and a vote for Hillary will slice and dice and do your ironing because otherwise repukes will trot out the asshole-ish conflation of Obama with youknowwho and I *must* love the Big Dog because he is conservative enough to turn all the talibornagains into secular humanists with pictures of naked women hanging in their houses and you don't deserve to have a picture of a naked woman in your house if you smoke because... you smoke. And if only there were no smokers and no one who does not support Hillary then we would all live in a permanent DisneyWorld where the poor pick up trash with sharp sticks and thank god do not have to pick up cigarette butts because they are worse than homelessness.


soooooooooo - how to deal??














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