Excitement (Crime!!1!) in the Sniffa/Bi-Baby household

[sniffa]

So, about half an hour ago or so I went out on my balcony to smoke a cigarette and while I was out there I saw some woman going to her car in our parking lot - she tried to open the door, but it didn't open. So she proceeded to the next car and tried to open that door, and then the rear door, and then the 2 doors on the other side. I then noticed that her male friend (who was wearing a gray hoodie pulled down over his face was keeping watch).

I immediately ran inside and told Bi-Baby to call Ghouliani. When I returned to the balcony I saw that the female had found an unlocked door and was inside our next-door neighbor's car (whom, prior to tonight hated us) and I began yelling, "Hey! Hey! What the fuck are you doing!?"

My yelling freaked them both out and the woman left the car, shut the door, and proceeded to drop a pretty large ring of keys which she had to stop and retrieve. They both ran off into the distance, with the woman running for her life (out-pacing her boyfriend by a large margin) in the middle of the main thoroughfare we live on.

So, I then called the police to report what happened while Bi-Baby knocked on our neighbor's door to tell her that her car was just broken into. The police were here in about 4-5 minutes, and I went down to talk to them, and again gave them the description of the two burglars and which direction they ran in (and which direction they initially started to run in). While I was down there our neighbor finally got dressed (she was in her jammies when Bi-Baby knocked on her door) and came down while I was standing next to her car with the cops.

Anyhow, our neighbor, doesn't seem to hate us anymore. :)

But, the police hung out in our parking lot chatting for at least 15 minutes after I had returned to my top floor apartment, even though I stressed several times, that they're probably very near by, and I gave a very good description of them. Though they did ask me to keep my eye out for them... even though my description was mainly clothing, skin color, and a blond pony tail.

Maybe I should have just ran down there with my axe handle.