Reply #51: I was sitting in my car outside a shop waiting for it to open.

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The place next door was also closed. A man strolled up and pulled on the door of this place, sorry, wouldn't budge. He peered inside, into the darkness, then grabbed the handle and pulled again. Harder this time. Nope, still won't open. He finally gave up and left. All this was in spite of the operating hours sign saying they opened at 10:00 (it was 9:30), except for being closed Mondays (it was a Monday), and especially the big one that said, "CLOSED."

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