Reply #19: So three nuns die in a car accident and go to Heaven.

[racaulk]

St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates. He says to them, "You have all lived a good life serving God and you will all certainly get into Heaven. But before you do, you must each answer one question."

He approaches the first nun and says, "Who was the first man on Earth?"

The first nun says, "Gee, that's an easy one. That was Adam."

Bells start ringing, lights start flashing, the pearly gates open and the first nun gets into Heaven.

Next, St. Peter approaches the second nun and says, "Who was the first woman on Earth?"

The second nun replies, "Gee, that's an easy one. That was Eve."

Bells start ringing, lights start flashing, the pearly gates open and the second nun gets into Heaven.

Then, St. Peter approaches the third nun and asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

The third nun had trouble with this question. She had read the Bible many times over in her lifetime, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't remember the first thing Eve said to Adam. So she gives up and says, "Gee, that's a hard one."

Bells start ringing, lights start flashing...

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