Reply #21: You'd be surprised at what's in there about waving thy cock

[Rabrrrrrr]

and strutting thy biblically nude ass.


And II Samuel 44:15 sayeth "And he shall rideth in on a Vespa, a chariot of Elohim, dressed in leather of deepest darkness and eyewear of mirrored brightness and a helmet of deepest abyssian pitch with a visor of miraculous transparency through which he is able to see while also protecting his eyes from the bugs, and the birds, and the insects, and the flying things, and the crawling things that also fly, and the crawling things that other things have picked up and then dropped in the air so that they fly, and the rocks kicked up by horses and chariots, and the dust, and the mites, and the sand, and the breadstuffs thrown by the ignorant savage peasantry, and the thrown watermelons, persimmons, pineapples, oranges, apples, pomegranates, kiwi, star fruit, jalapenos, and herring in cream sauce, delivering upon the fetid and stenching peasantry insults most egregious and profane, well deserved epithets and hurled invective, while baring his ass with resolute and sure arrogance, the right hand of God, and the people shall say "wow" and "wowwwww" and "Wwwwwooooow" and "woooooow" and the children shall say "woo hoo" before the onslaught of verbal catastrophe doth smiteth their hearts and they breath no more, and God sayeth 'Good riddance to thee, you jackalspawn', and the Vespa ride smileth his biggeth smile, biggeth almost, yay, almost as biggeth as his ass crack, and doth rideth on to perfect his Master's people and to doeth the hottest, with no penalty."