Reply #9: My suck-tacular answers

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4. Type it in...

...range. She was older than he had thought at first-

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you find?

I find stretching my left arm out as far as I can to be kind of silly

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Lone Ranger

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

9:30-9:45

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

9:44

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my fan

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Don't remember exactly, as for what I was doing -- stepping inside, duh.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The email from an admin containing the randomly generated password for my DU account.

9. What are you wearing?

Use your imagination

10. Did you dream last night?

Oh yes, not when I was asleep though

11. When did you last laugh?

Probably during The Lone Ranger episode sometime

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

I'm just hoping there's no semen on the walls

13. Seen anything weird lately?

No the walls look pretty clean

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Slightly better than finding semen on my walls

15. What is the last film you saw?

ummmm...

16. If you turned into a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

If I had that kind of money I'd be too busy hoarding it to buy anything. I'd pay people to buy things for me, thanks.


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

My cat anwers to "Hey Cat" and doesn't officially have a name. He is also featured on three Deadbeat Dad posters that I know of.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you do?

I don't want that kind of responsibility. I might change the sorry state of my love life though

19. Do you like to Dance?

I can't dance so I'm not sure. My Mother always says you can't say if you like something til you've tried it at least once so...

20. What would you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Anything other than "What are YOU doing here?"