No offense, but ladies if you're lookin for a man, you're better off

[Bronco69]

doing it in a straight bar.

So I went to my favorite bar here in Dallas last night. It's a gay bar where a lot of cowboy types go to dance, drink, and generally have a good time. I'm standing there talking to a friend of mine who is a lesbian and we are joking around when all of a sudden this 20 something blonde girl walks up to me, obviously drunk, and she says, "Why don't you two just go home and sleep together?" And she just continues to walk by! My jaw just about hit the floor! So my friend and I busted out laughing and just let it pass. Well, my friend had to go meet her partner so she left and I walked up to the bar for another drink. I felt someone bump into me on my left side so I turned to see who it was. Yep, it was the blond girl who had made the comment earlier. I just ignored her and got my drink and went to talk to someone else I knew. So as soon as I walked up to the guy I wanted to talk to he says, "You've got an admirer." I said, "If your talking about that blond girl, she's drunker than Cooter Brown!" He said she was standing with some friends earlier and she was pointing at me. Well, I have to admit that I'm flattered that a 20 something blond girl thinks I'm attractive, no matter how drunk she is, but wouldn't you think that she would still realize she's in a gay bar? I have to admit that I don't go to straight bars, but if that's the way the women behave in them maybe I never will go to one.