Reply #38: I'm sure the fundy cun* probably has no idea that snoopy or santa

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have nothing to do with the season. All she knows is that sex is evil and then whatever sound bytes her asshole minister feeds her, which she seemed to have used: "The reason for the season". If pressed, and you asked her, "So just what, really, is the season? And what is the reason?" she'd be at a loss other than to say it's the birth of Jesus. Wouldn't be surprised if she feels it's a solely American thing, too, while at the same time believing that there isn't a single person in the world who doesn't secretly celebrate Christmas and blah blah blah iuditic triumphalist billshut blah blah blah.

But, since Joseph didn't have sex with Mary until after Jesus was born, who's to say there wasn't some oral sex, eh?

Could be....

Though oral sex in the days before showers and baths seems a little rough.